• Every new tumblr update: what the fuck is this

do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one

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tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

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peterezi:

peterezi:

i always read the word polish as polish at first

wait shit

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mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

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xbustedxmcflyx:

itallseemsimpossible:

cookieisafangirl:

sleepingwithsharma:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

or the next princess is lesbian.

^^ this one

14 million!

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